If you miss a Schadenfreude Rent Party, you miss a lot! Why it was little more than a week ago that Rich Melman of Lettuce Entertain You closed the Gallery Cabaret and opened “Dive Bar!” His new theme restaurant. Schadenfreude was there! The paparazzi were there! Where were you?

Good job Witt! Nice party! Where was Arie Spears?
Arie Spears couldn’t make it, so we ha Omar Epps show up and say he was Arie Spears.
The moral of the story: How many people are skipping these Rent Parties because they think they’re in for an average Chicago Comedy Show? Wrong people, literally anything can happen. Paparazzi, a Fake DMV, what will happen next?
You *know* the folks in the limo thought this was all for them.